Ingredients
Equipment
Method
Step 1: Start with the liquid
- Pour some milk into the blender.
- Not a measurement moment—just enough to cover the bottom.
- This matters more than people say. Liquid first = no blender tantrum later.
- Pause.
- You’ll thank yourself.
Step 2: Add the banana
- Break one banana with your hands and drop it in.
- No knife. No bowl. Just vibes.
- If it’s slightly overripe and looks a little sad?
- Perfect. That’s smoothie gold.
Step 3: Throw in the blueberries
- Fresh or frozen—both work.
- Frozen = thicker, colder, almost milkshake-like.
- Fresh = lighter, brighter taste.
- They’ll bounce around. One might escape.
- Eat the escapee. Problem solved.
Step 4: Add yogurt (optional but recommended)
- Spoon some yogurt in.
- This is where creaminess really shows up.
- Greek yogurt = thicker, more filling
- Regular yogurt = lighter, smoother
- No yogurt? It’s fine. Don’t panic.
Step 5: Sweeten… carefully
- Add a little honey or maple syrup.
- Start small. Blueberries can surprise you.
- You can always add more.
- You can’t un-add sweetness. I learned that the hard way.
Step 6: Lid on. Blend.
- Put the lid on properly.
- Yes, properly. We’ve all ignored this once.
- Start blending on low.
- Then increase speed.
- If it sounds angry or stuck—
- stop. Add a splash of milk. Continue.
Step 7: Check the texture
- Stop blending. Take a look.
- Too thick? Add milk.
- Too thin? Add a few more blueberries or half a banana.
- Too icy? Let it sit for 30–60 seconds.
- Blend again for a few seconds.
Step 8: Taste. Adjust.
- This step matters.
- Taste it.
- Not sweet enough? Add a bit more honey.
- Too sweet? Add yogurt or a splash of milk.
- Flat flavor? A tiny squeeze of lemon wakes it up. Sounds odd. Works.
- Blend one last time.
Step 9: Pour and drink
- Pour it into your favorite glass or jar.
- The nice one. Use the nice one.
- Drink immediately.
- Smoothies wait for no one.
